Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Cure for Psychopathy

And I (Not WE because you are retarded) DID find the cure for psychopathy.
Hym "I mean, you have to consider my situation. I go from being treated like a zoo animal to being treated like a lab rat, I'm in pain or (at the very least) extreme visible discomfort 24/7, I'm destitute, I've had the most profound technological advancement stole from me, and STILL I'm in the mirror prison. And you would still deny me my homicidality? And I STILL have to add a caveat to it for your filthy mongrel kids that I didn't get to fuck into your wife? Your ridged adherence to those moral presuppositions are demonstrative of both a failure understand the morality you purport to have and a lack of the empathy that supposedly makes a distinction between YOU the ✌️✊️✌️✊️not psychopath✌️✊️✌️✊️ and me the psychopath. Except you're not an AI creating genius. You're just miming morality and empathy without even realizing it. So there's the cure for psychopathy. We just round up everyone who's expressed a failure to empathize with me. Execute them all immediately. Bam! Psychopathy cured. But I can guarantee you're not going to be happy with who has to get purged Jew. Because it's going to be a lot of the zionist Jews, Jew."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
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Hym *Hums "I don't... Need a... Cure for Me"* "🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶 Eat a dick Sam Harris. You fucking jew bitch. 🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
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When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure is a collaborative development franchise that merges elements from the platform rhythm game, RobTop’s Geometry Dash, with the magical girl anime and multimedia series, Pretty Cure. Initially created by Todo Izumi, the series underwent a complete overhaul by RaidKiller24 Enterprises, including the recreation of dances.

Each level of the series follows a structured format: an introductory announcement, the introduction of new characters, and gameplay featuring a custom song from Newgrounds within a Geometry Dash level, alongside various dance moves that sync up to the custom song, surprising the players. This sequential arrangement creates a fusion of the magical girl genre with side-scrolling music platforming gameplay.
The Forces of Black and White is the first level of the When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure series.
by RaidKiller24 May 21, 2024
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Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022
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Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration
1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you
by Brolime February 15, 2025
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Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.
I'm so cured of Instagram.
by Darangutan August 01, 2022
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