by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
A shitty NHL franchise located in the desert. They had cool uniforms, but then they changed and it sucks now. Achieve just over 70% attendance which is too for 3rd worst in the league. Bettman and his Bett-Minions owned them for a few years because nobody would want to buy them.
AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans
AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans
Ex.- Guy: Hey did you see the arizona coyotes game last night? Buddy: What do you mean? Nobody watched it, the arena was completely empty.
by Dwayne Jetski June 14, 2015
by corhoreck the flatulant April 15, 2011
For waking up next to a lady that the previous night had appeared quite attractive(caused by beer goggles) but in the cold light of day was less than gorgeous
Fuckin hell man you should of seen the coyote sunrise i had to awake to this mornin, fuckin shockaroony am tellin ye
by cexyboy February 11, 2010
by lmaosama September 21, 2014
to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again
roronoa plaid coyote'd tania
by Roronoa Zoro February 25, 2010
A coyote sandwich is a used, rolled and tied sanitary napkin thrown into a public restroom trashcan. It is often eaten by wild animals that get into the trash cans or by desperate homeless people starved for protein.
My friend Pete used to work for the forestry service and he had to clean coyote sandwiches out of the trash.
by My Favorite Old Martian December 11, 2009