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Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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Bork Bork Bork

by Riyffxr April 13, 2021
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Bork

An insult used against short people/midgets
Do you see that bork over there?
by dqllo December 25, 2021
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Borked

To trick or put someone off there game
Bruv you borked the shit out of them
by Ledgeblood April 24, 2018
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Bork

A sound a doggo makes.
E.g. doggo "Bork!"
Human "Yeah, yeah I know"

even though they really don't
by Borkdoggomemes April 19, 2017
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borked

it's like barking but funnier so in the seed of your dog saying bark bark he says bork bork and the action that he did was he borked.
my dog totally borked at me today
by a fucking furry July 27, 2020
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bork

Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!
Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!
by jtothenine December 13, 2010
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