Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

Toobin’

(v.) Jerking it while on a Zoom work call.

Jeffrey was toobin’ like a beast during the New Yorker meeting. He said he thought his cam was off, but come on!

by JennOSyde October 20, 2020

Toobin

Ending your Career While Whipping it out for the Zoom Call to See

Toobin is a pandemic Reubens but on a Zoom Call and not in a movie theatre;
Instead of having a snickers to relieve hunger, Jeffrey pulled a Toobin.

by KennethBone October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate while on a WebEX or Zoom call with the camera turned on

CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey T. was caught toobin while on a Zoom call discussing a 2020 election simulation

by burben October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 19, 2020