Toobin

incessantly masturbating during a work at home Zoom call.

Yo, did anybody notice J was Toobin during this mornings video meeting?

by Mark Buffalo October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.

Jeffery got caught toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.

My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.

by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020

toobin

Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.

I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.

by Didnotknowcamerawason October 20, 2020

Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020