Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
by Titty Boner June 01, 2019
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Texan shooter

A Texan shooter is when you pull out and cum all over her face whilst saying “bang bang, bitch”
Danny I just Texan shootered a hoe!” “Atta be joe!”
by Rambo_lover April 11, 2022
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texan toquito

When you are being sexual. You pull out dab some hot sauce on it. And continue handeling your business and hold on.
I did a new move last night. Called the Texan toquito
by Sir rocardo June 10, 2018
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Texan Tick-Tock

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish
"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"
by Big_Kinky_Boy October 20, 2016
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and suck the semen out and mix it with some ice cream make from human titty milk and blending it together to share amongst your freinds as a "milkshake"
This Texan cumshake is gonna be good!
by I'm number jaun August 08, 2022
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Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate in a female as a male and sick the semen out and adding some ice cream made from titty milk and blending it up together making a cum flavored milkshake ot share amongst your freinds
M, m, m! This Texan cumshake is good!
by I'm number jaun August 08, 2022
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Mckinney Texan

a town in Texas full of curly haired, stuck up, middle class, white kid wanna be gangsters that have the iq of their own shoe size. they always feel the need to be on top of everything and will blow up any situation up using “wanna fight” as a defense mechanism.
“what?? you’re a McKinney Texan?”
*feels threatened* “you got a problem?” “wanna fight? “do we need to fight?”
by Mckinneyangerissuesorg December 29, 2020
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