floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Teapot

A person who is a source of tea/drama

Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip

by Fiirowkwbfj October 28, 2022

Teapot

a pot for tea, usually contains tea, and sometimes raw water

hey bro want tea?
only if if it is on a fancy teapot

by pentominoe2 July 13, 2025

teapot

This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.

Chat: "Stream froze."
Ame: "Teapot, teapot, teapot."

by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021

Teapotting

When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.

Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!

by Hsmack August 21, 2020

Teapot Fun

Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.

Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020

muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024