Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.
Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!
by Questosterone March 11, 2011
Get the Cock Slippermug. the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.
by EdnaModeNephefferphofferson March 28, 2012
Get the pillow slippermug. When you cum on a girls feet. Giving them a sparkly shine, similar to slippers with Swarovski crystals. For the princess in your life.
by Capt.Blix May 30, 2021
Get the Disney Slippersmug. by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013
Get the Dick Slippermug. When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.
by Tainted slipper September 25, 2015
Get the taint slippermug. A Hotel Slipper is when you manage to get all 5 of your toes inside a womans anus and make an attempt to walk around with her on the end of your foot.
by The Slipper June 13, 2018
Get the Hotel Slippermug. When the big spoon slips their cock or balls into the little spoon's vagina or ass.
Related to the Big Dipper.
Related to the Big Dipper.
by Riddleton January 7, 2023
Get the Big Slippermug.