roadman

a kid that will ching you up

for the Americans:
you finna get stabbed by my guy

the roadman loves to stab Americans

by Syph Duckie March 1, 2021

Roadman on aisle three

Typically a well educated person but still thick and shit and not thicc in the good way.

He/she will act like a road man 24/7 in private because they watched blue story once. But in public they still spend “spend daddy’s money”

Why’s he acting like that in Tesco’s, Roadman on aisle three. Not lengers that, not lengers.

by Casadeshaggers December 17, 2021

Roadman

Typically a male aged 9-30 who thinks he is a proper mad lad because he has got a knife ten times bigger than his penis and somebody above the age of 25 called him his “yg”. The roadman loves female attention and will use force to get it, brandishing his weapon so the so called “peng tings” will get on their knees.

“Aye did you hear about j2, he’s a proper roadman cuz his shank is 17 inches and his dicks only 1.7 bruvalam.”

by LidlReducedAisle December 9, 2023

Roadman

An chav's cousin.

Vapes and tries to act cool while looking like an 70-year-old grandpa who's wearing all black.

Usually doesn't have 'bitches'. (also known as girls.)

That's a roadman, he carries a knife and will kill anyone who gets in his way. He vapes and also tries to act cool. Weird person overall.

by britishbitchis April 8, 2023

Roadman

The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is ‘Mandem’. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun ‘Man’’ which is often used in place of ‘Me’ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.

“Hey have you heard about Daniel”
“Yeah he’s turned into a proper Roadman”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

roadman

A creature, sometimes in year 7 that originated in South London and has now took over the UK
Language:
Wagwan bigman
Your lookin leng still
What ya sayin g
Raaaaa
I'll chef u up fam

Stay away from that roadman, he'll chef u up

by Zigzam January 12, 2022

roadman

a British person who spends there time on the road either intimidating others or selling drugs. these people are the kind of people who carry knives and avoid feds

man walking like he owns the street what a roadman

by lcmaster December 6, 2019