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Romanian

A human with special ability to rob of your items at the speed of light.
Person 1: I dropped my wallet, hold on, wait where the fuck did it go?

Person 2: We are in Romania, a Romanian took it

Person 1: That fast? I didn't even see anyone what the fuck
by I hate pee March 17, 2023
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Romanian cannon

A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.
Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
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Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
by varxiq June 24, 2022
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Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
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Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.
Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025
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Romanian batty

A fat arse of a Romanian woman or girl
You know that Andy’s mum she’s got a right Romanian batty
by Mingemagnet November 28, 2019
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No Romanians

No Romanians is a verb and also a phrase you use while doing it. It is mostly used in Swedish schools.
What you do is you finish a 33cl can of any drinkable liquid and place it on the ground. Then you want to stomp it so it becomes extremely flat. Multiple stomps may be required.
-Is there any soda in that?
-No dude. Why?
-You should totally pull a No Romanians on that.
-Yeah, of course dude.
by Tobdaze November 17, 2016
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