The Pines

Probably one of the most interesting places in the Pentucket district. The Pines is a dumb little park near the river and next to the police station in Groveland where stoners go at night to blaze and whores go into the woods to give hj s to guys. Everyone is Groveland knows that The Pines is nothing special, but when people from West Newbury and Merrimac, MA come to Groveland, all they wanna do is go there. The police come around at night to catch people but all they do is drive around for a minute and then go back. At the Pines there are a few main areas. The playground is a playground meant for little kids, and the fields are baseball and softball fields for little league. Also, there are two basketball courts inside a chain link fence. The docks are basically a boat ramp but high school kids come down there to make out. There is also a trail that goes into the woods where guys get brain and all the stoners come out at night.

Merrimac Kid: Hey, I'm bored, what should we do?
West Newbury Kid: OMG Let's go to The Pines! It's so fun there!
Groveland Kid: Fuck... no. The Pines is mad boring.
Merrimac Kid: NO. We're going.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna blow me?
Whore: Sure, let's go The Pines. We can go smoke weed after.

by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011

Cuddle the Pink Bat

1) Made famous by Twitch streamer Crumps2, a home run hit by a pink colored bat.

2) A euphemism for masturbation

1) "Back! Deep! That was a MOONSHOT, folks!"
"Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

2) "Man, Coach's Daughter is hot! Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

by Byte Man March 26, 2017

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020

The pinky

Worse than the middle finger

For people who are not worth my longest finger

Bro someone cut me off today so I gave him the pinky to REALLY show him how angry I really was!

by Takeouttokes September 3, 2019

apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED

a pineapple is the apple of the pine

by apple of da pone December 8, 2018