sloppy octopus

Group sex involving 4 guys and 1 girl. 3 guys will take part in triple penetration while the 4th guy masturbates by using the girl's breast.

That girl is always doing the sloppy octopus whenever she can.

by PANDAQUEEN January 26, 2006

messy octopus

a very sloppy, intense orgy conducted between 8 people

last nights messy octopus was crazy, the feces still hasn't come off

by hamsterturd August 30, 2011

Oakland Octopus

Thought to become popular in Oakland, CA in the early 70's, the Oakland Octopus is when a man ejaculates inside an anus (producing a jelly baby) and the mass gels inside the rectum. This generally requires about 8-12 hours to congeal and actually forms a "skin" around the feces. When expelled from the sphincter, the fecal matter usually resembles an octopus, complete with tentacles.

OKAY ROOMMATES, LISTEN UP! Everyone is to flush the toilet after taking a dump, NO EXCEPTIONS! Nathan left an Oakland Octopus in the toilet so large that the Discovery channel sent a crew to photograph it!

by Notnathan August 24, 2010

Cheesy Octopus

Take eight fingers and dip them in nacho cheese, then finger a girl. Afterward, have her lick whatever is on you fingers off.

Hey bro, last weekend was the BOMB. I gave yuhr sister a cheesy octopus. Give her a week and her taste buds will be back in que.

by Lockmastr June 02, 2010

Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.

by Marylicious2014 September 25, 2011

Angry Octopus

When you stick your dick, arms, and legs in to a girls pussy.

"I totally gave that chick and angry octopus, and now shes all strechted out."

by irenee February 19, 2008

🐙 Octopus

Gay emoticon mainly used on dating app such as Grindr as a shortcut for "hanging out with a bunch of gay friends".
Does not imply orgy or sex.

What are u doing right now?
🐙 Octopus at a bar. Wanna join ?

Yeah! Be there in 5

by FIUMICIOLI August 15, 2020