Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.

Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.

by FranknBeans October 30, 2014

mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum

Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise

by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019

mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

Mayonnaise Baby

A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .

Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.

If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby

by The champ! Yeah March 03, 2019

mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood September 02, 2015

Homo mayonnaise

When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.

Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night

Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba

by Black ugly men April 18, 2023

mayonnaise volcano

When you ejaculate in a woman’s anus and she farts your semen back out like a mayonnaise volcano.

That girl is so hot I would make her fart out a mayonnaise volcano

by Trenton Jump69 June 04, 2018