They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery
by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022
A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.
Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.
by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021
The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 04, 2020
A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.
by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011
The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019