When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.
"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016
Get the Dunkin lotterymug. A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.
by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011
Get the Snatch Lotterymug. They were flying in steel and that dumbass got his leg in the way… looks like he just hit the Greenwood lake lottery
by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022
Get the Greenwood lake lotterymug. Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.
Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.
by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022
Get the The lotterymug. by The rangers fan February 8, 2025
Get the New York lotterymug. Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.
"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."
by tapegal25 April 15, 2015
Get the housing lotterymug. The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteermug.