The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.

The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.

by J Bomb April 27, 2019

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of taking getting injured at work, in order to sue one’s employer.

They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Snatch Lottery

A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.

How many tickets did you buy for that snatch lottery?

by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016