Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks

After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete

by Agit8r August 2, 2011

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Lettuce Ferrari

High class yoga vegan

That chick is a lettuce Ferrari

by Jenessay July 17, 2020

Book Lettuce

The most sauciest lettuce on the market. Usually enjoyed while reading a novel on turtle breasts. Only found in underground playhouses.

That book lettuce from Nora’s playhouse was very enjoyable while reading the novel “A turtle and it’s breasts”

by Tea Toaster August 1, 2018