kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.
He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.
by AETC October 01, 2013
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treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.
Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)
by Fistina June 20, 2007
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Kitchens

A cocky, annoying young man with a cheesy accent. Most commonly from Alabama. These are quite obnoxious and if seen should be shot immediatly.
HOLY SH*T! A KITCHENS! SHOOT THAT THANG!
by Tragickillah666 May 31, 2011
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kitchen beautician

when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.
I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.
by Dawndy August 12, 2010
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Hell's Kitchen

Hell's Kitchen ...more than a neighborhood...it's a state of mind. From the slaughterhouses and breweries of the 1800s, the draft riots of 1863, the Fighting 69th of World War I, the home of New York's most dangerous criminals from the early tenement days to Prohibition to the Westies, Hell's Kitchen rose from the blood and fire of the poor dreaming their riotous dreams and searing the urban landscape with a wild, demanding spirit. The story of Hell's Kitchen can be told in many ways, and must be told in many ways: in poetry and fiction, in art and film, biographies, histories and photographs. It's not one block, and it is. It's not one area, because the sum total is greater than what can be seen in a certain space or any lifetime.
by folsey July 20, 2005
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kitchen gnome

An adorable creature who rummages through the refrigerator, pantry and cabinets, looking for food to consume. Once satiated, it falls asleep.
by kknbb January 15, 2010
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kitchen porn

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.
by Eva Marie October 14, 2007
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