The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Kipas Gambit

Sacrificing your dignity, and integrity in exchange for a moderate amount of money .

Wow, all he had to do to was blatantly lie, defame someone totally innocent, get absolute shit on in front of over a million people, and he got $7000 out of it. Thats a Kipas Gambit if I ever saw one.

by Truthless of Canada March 22, 2021

Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.

Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.

by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025

Cumsock licker gambit

It is an opening in chess where you sacrifice your king for queen to checkmate the bishop. This has been used by grandmasters through out the century, grandmasters who use this openings are Magnus Carlsen, Emory Tate, and etc.

Opponent: OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST USE THE "Cumsock licker gambit", MAN IM SO DONE FOR!!
You: Checkmate mofo......

by bihon boy February 11, 2023

Seald Gambit

-To unleash something at the perfect time by chance. Any earlier attempts would prove to be the wrong decision.
Or
-choosing to break open a locked position at a critical moment without being sure of the outcome, but it ends up working out.

"Don't break the seal man, once you start you'll open the floodgates!" Chad hassled me at the party. Little did he know, I was quite the master of the Seald Gambit. 50% of the time it works everything.
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by 5EverSupport November 1, 2022

the peepee poopoo gambit

its real

the peepee poopoo gambit is real i swear

by Alinzz August 24, 2023

Epstein’s Gambit

In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.

“Have you ever tried Epstein’s gambit, it’s a KILLER move”.

by BoolenOnABudget February 24, 2022