Ripping the dick

To do or fail at something without intent. Another way of saying taking the piss

What are you doing, man, stop ripping the dick and hurry up.

by nas ahmed June 27, 2004

What the dick?

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.

"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"

by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012

Abused The Dick

Excessive use of the penis. Leaves it brutally damaged after multiple forced ejaculations.

Last night we had sex and bro, she literally abused the Dick.
penis abuse torture jizz

by MistahRigoh December 6, 2015

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

the dick cheney

Cum-shotting on a girl's tits and face.

Such as dick cheney shooting his friend in the face and chet

i was about to bust so i gave her the dick cheney

by The mysteriois one June 11, 2006

dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

What the Dick

a replacement for fuck.Can be used in a positive manner or negative.

"yo what the dick,my car ran out of gas"

by ObieWanBitches March 3, 2009