Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023

Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs

“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”

by stinky cooter September 30, 2023

Sabrina Carpenter

Basic ass bland chicken "singer" who makes sex playlist music for pretentious girls

"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."

by bluedays500 December 15, 2025

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018

The Carpenter Effect

When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.

"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"

by DuckmanThesecond August 18, 2013