pussy crust

The scaley, flakey, stuff that dries around pussy lips. Stuff left from either an outside source such as jizm or or an inside source such as cheese. Either white, yellow or green in color. Smells, oh well, once you get past the smell you have it licked.

You could scrape the the pussy crust off with a paint scraper.

by LDINVA September 7, 2008

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

Cheezus Crust

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.

A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!

by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET

While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.

Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!

by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011

Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.

Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

juses crust

juses crust: A character in the spodermen video that has an extremely small dick

Spodermen: Juses ur an fagit

Juses Crust: Spodermen i will kil u u dum cunt

by Tcoffin33 February 1, 2015

Cut the crust

I have so much drama surrounding me right now ... "I think it is time to cut the crust off"

When you have so much extra baggage hanging on you with family , work or relationship drama, Job stresses weighting you down, money woes, losing your house you just need to "Cut the crust off" and start over with a clean slate.

by 1redcupcake May 13, 2011