Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.
jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.
by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 01, 2023
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Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
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by that girlie b June 29, 2022
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Monte

Monte is so annoying
by XloserX April 22, 2019
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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 02, 2024
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Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries
Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum
by Glizzylicker42069 October 03, 2021
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monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches
“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”
by kellianhj October 10, 2019
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the 'Mont

The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.
Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!
by danstanton September 11, 2022
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