The Summer Bummer

When every August, September, and October before harvest time, it was impossible to get dope until the bales would arrive in December.

Ah fuck the summer bummer

by darealslimshady6969 June 18, 2011

Birthday Bummer

Someone who ruined another's birthday

Shelby the birthday bummer

by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013

Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person

Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.

by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023

Bummer

When a penis thrusts into the asshole instead of the vagina accidentally during sexual intercourse

My boyfriend and I were having sex last night and his penis went in the wrong hole! When I yelled out, "Wrong hole!", he said, "That's a bummer."

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Bummer

A theatrical production that is so lacking in merit that it causes the viewer to remove his/her bum (posterior) from the seat; a poor performance.

'I tried my very best to sit through The Vagina Monologues, but after half an hour of that cunt speaking I fell asleep. What a bummer'.

'So lacklustre was his performance that to call the production a bummer would be generous'.

'The transexual production of Puss in Boots didn't last until the second act; a bummer by definition'.

by The Bottom Inspectors December 8, 2018

Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010