Taked

Tired + Baked
Results from extensive smoking

Also the grammatically incorrect past tense of take

BRO I'm takedddd

by carccia December 11, 2016

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

Tanked

When you miss a jump or whipe out on something

Hey look at that kid, looks like he tanked that tabletop

by Robb May 24, 2003

taked

took; taken

Confess your sins to Jesus and He will relieve you, your burdens taked.

by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

Tanked

To do exceptionally well on something.

Dude I just tanked on the physics test

by Ruchodong June 12, 2018