Media Tarts are known to sit behind a computer well into the early hours researching a variety of news and topics to write on their media tart blog or magazine, or on social media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
it's 4am - Where's the Media Tart? She's probably writing her media tart blog and fallen asleep on the computer.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
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Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.
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"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
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"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
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