Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant

“Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

tamall

An 18 year old douche who's white but thinks he's Puerto Rican. He also likes it in the butt but only by big black guys.

That kid is such a tamall

by \-___-/ March 10, 2016

Liz Lopez Tamales

Unsightly tamales, if you can even call them that. In worst case scenarios, they may even be wrapped in something other than traditional corn husk or banana leaves.

Mark, Maria, and Josephine went to Alexandra's "Holiday Fiesta" but were devastated when all they saw at the dining table was an overcooked turkey, seasonal salads, store-bought hot chocolate, and Liz Lopez tamales.

by locoshell November 21, 2024

make tamales

Two gay male bottoms trying to have anal sex

They met at the club but when they got home and realized they were both bottoms, all they could do was make tamales.

by GaycationAllIEverWanted December 18, 2014

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020