dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool
I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.
by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018
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swirly puff nap

the sexual act of grabbing and pulling on ones hair while releasing semen onto their face and smacking their chin with your balls
girl: "damn my boyfriend gave me a swirly puff nap last night and it was amazing"
by ladida betchez November 13, 2009
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Cass lake swirly

When a ho dances on your boat and you dunk her in the lake.
Lea told the girl to stop twerking on her boat, and then gave her a Cass lake swirly
by House wife of Cass lake September 06, 2021
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Louisiana Swirly Tube

Sticking a dildo on top of a drill, with the drill at it's highest rotation velocity.
Rebecca, I just tried a Louisiana Swirly Tube -- it was awesome!
by rectified123 October 20, 2017
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blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points
hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili
by capt. syphilisis July 28, 2008
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Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 27, 2018
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Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017
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