juicy susan

A wet turd; diaherra.

Nick: ew! Someone left a juicy susan in the bathroom stall.

Me: gross, man. Flush that shit!

by curlnourish October 9, 2018

Slutty Susan

A girl who has sex with every male she encounters.

"Dude, did you hear about that Slutty Susan from the party? She totally let me ride her unicorn."

by SliccVicc October 16, 2008

MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms that became political junkies during the Trump administration. Especially love Rachel Maddow.

Those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address.

by BandoIsBad January 24, 2021

Susan Collins

Someone selfish who will let people suffer.

Someone who is a major downer.

I just ran over a dog with my car.

Dude, you're such a Susan Collins.

Why aren't you coming out tonight, you Susan collins?

by Doitrightonight October 5, 2018

Susan Boil

A boil or cyst that doesn't appear to be very big, but when you pop it, a massive amount of pus comes out. It surprises you like Susan Boyle.

That little boil on my arm looked like a whitehead, but turned out to be a susan boil.

by Daveinkc August 25, 2009

Lazy Susan

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

by state.of.bliss! November 2, 2007

Roughy Susan

A Roughy Susan is when you receive a handjob but the person who is giving it has a handful of salt.

Sam: "Last night, Mary gave me Roughy Susan"
Jerry: "You're into that?"
Sam: "Hell yeah I am."

by PapaRabbi301 December 8, 2016