Summer

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look up summer in a dictionary and you'll see a picture of brooke,and if you don't your dictionary is broken.
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Summer

Term interchangeable with "stoner." Originates from the T9 function on cell phones, as stoner unfortunately shares the same keypad combination as summer.
"What a bitch! I heard she was a summer."
"If that guy doesn't stop being a summer, he is going to end up in a ditch!"
"Goddamn T9, always making me type summer instead of stoner."
by Thatonedudewhomadeadefinition January 23, 2010
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Summer

1.Usually a bitch. Thinks everyone likes her, but really everyone talks shit about her behind her back. Thinks she's hot shit, but isn't. Will probably never become anything in life and is a cunt.

2.A person so manipulative and evil that Karma keeps a list of everything they do so that when the time comes they will be forever damned to an eternal hell.
Girl: Looking so fly tonight, gonna go out with my girlfriends

Guy: What a summer, stupid cunt.
by otpiadvfo December 29, 2010
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Summeritis

That disgusting feeling everyone gets when it's time to go back to school.
Greg: Oh no... I think Jimmy has Summeritis! What do we do?
Mary: What?! It can't be! Summer isn't over for another two weeks!

Greg: We have to contain it before it spreads!
Mary: To late. He just updated his Facebook status.
by S1ight1yDeranged August 16, 2013
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Summer

The season is cool but if you see a girl named summer kick her across her face and tie her to a chair and tell her top 10 reasons why she bothers everyone in this fucking universe
I bet that girls name is Summer , no one wonder she doesn't match with anyone on tinder despite her swiping right on everyone she meets
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Summer

The Name Summer. She can be skanky but is nice. Always needs a boyfriend and when does is always texting him. Good friend. Tends to only care about themselves and is a very attention wanting person. Often Intimidating.
Her: Do you know Summer?
Him: Yeah she's hot.

Him: Should I ask Summer out?
Her: Yeah she'll give into you fast.
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Summer

The time of the year when my grandparents turn their air conditioning up really cold and I have to put on a jacket.
Ung. I have to go to my grandparents house and it is summer.
by Summer coldness March 26, 2019
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