squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
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Bill: Yo John have you seen phill
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.
Phill: tiki tiki
Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
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Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.
person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...
Used as a metaphor to say how horrible someones hairline is.
person no.1 ngl you have a 360 squidward...
person no.2 ...
by [Calcium]-sample text- November 12, 2019
Get the 360 SQUIDWARD mug.A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.
Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.
by manananan April 4, 2021
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TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
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