Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.

I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep

I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.

by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

by Vapercise April 30, 2023

Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023

River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.

Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

silver squatter

A “silver squatter” is a parent(s) who run out of money and ask to move in with their kids and help take care of their children.

What’s up with Bill and Susie? Her mom and dad moved in. Silver squatters are cramping their style!

by Danno251 December 31, 2024

gym squatter

someone who sits on a piece of equipment/machine, doom scrolling and NOT working out

I couldn’t get all of my work out in bc of the gym squatters

by Latttf April 16, 2025