spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.
"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".
by hunley January 04, 2012
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Spunk Mug

1. Metaphorical phrase with which to describe someone you dislike as a container for other peoples spunk.

2. Hypothetical or Real mug for holding spunk.
That guys just cut me up on the road, what a "Spunk Mug"
by Johnny Spunk Mug June 28, 2010
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Spunk Drunk

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.
According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis
by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008
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spunk sock

A sock in which a man uses to wipe up his jizz with.
My spunk sock is in use
by Bob June 20, 2003
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Spunk Tag

The Sport of Spunk Tag. Participants aim to 'Tag' their opponents with their own 'Spunk' through ejaculatory means. Bonus points are awarded for all manner of Specialised shots including Mouth, Anus and Back of the Knee. Penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of Gametime. Standard Uniform consists of a Team Shirt and Tube Socks. Can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.
Gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial pissing offense during a Spunk Tag play.
by Hunter2255 April 25, 2009
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Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn
I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk
by Haha.gay December 25, 2019
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spunk tummy

When a fella does so much cock gobbling that they begin to put on weight due to large intakes of man mayo.
Yo nick, you're looking good man. You wanna lay off the pipe though bro you getting one of them spunk tummy's
by Kev McDermott April 05, 2015
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