springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.

Yo lets go to springers

by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005

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Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010

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Springer

Pulls Delaney

Very hot
Very tall

Beast at basketball

Has a package

I just played like a springer

by Hugh G. Rection 12 February 18, 2022

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Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.

Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.

by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

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Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008

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