spontenasity

some one who is really spontanious. is always doing something on the spur of the moment.

gregg is filled with spontenasity

by Emily June 14, 2004

spontaneous hydrodentalplosion

When your teeth spontaneously turn to liquid and drip down the back of your throat.

Pam woke up with a full stomach and no teeth, and the doctor confirm she had experienced spontaneous hydrodentalplosion.

by Super Karl February 20, 2009

spontaneous fabrication

the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.

spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

spontaneadous

the extreme of spontaneous, extra spontaneous

Are you feeling spontaneadous?? (spon-ta-new-a-dus)

by tsuiko June 4, 2007

Spontaneacity

likelyness of an explosion of randomness measured on a 1-5 scale, rarely harmful, highly funny.

Scale:
1- wall flower
2- tells a joke occasionally(rarely funny)
3- makes jokes at other people
4- always has own ideas and ability to improvise well
5- all of above, never embarresed and up for anything

Ex:
Guy1 - "Man, why is jake always so unpredictable and funny."
Guy2 - "Because his spontaneacity level is off the charts."

by Jaykub September 9, 2007

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008