Spongebob Queerpants

Common misspelling of Spongebob Squarepants.

I love watching Spongebob Queerpants.

by Submoose April 29, 2008

Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

spongebobz

(noun)(plural) People in real life, that have Square Pants. (i.e. whitegirls et al.)

Guy 1: That chick over there is fiyah, I think I'm gonna holla.
Guy 2: Hell naw, dawg. Check out that backdoe. That's all you, cuz I don't mess with spongebobz.

by Draper May 28, 2004

Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life

Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is

by Kiranyte July 9, 2021

spongebib

Lil square nigga, always on that gang shit

Me: AYYY SPONGEBIB

Spongebib: -silently smokes-

by Guy Fieri Except Hotter March 5, 2018

Spongebob Hairplugs

The 47th Vice President of the United States, since January 20, 2009.

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"

by Scribe of Slog March 11, 2009