Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Spastic

An idiotic person normally called demi who like to be idiots and use roasts from tiktok

Hey did you know demi is dumb

YEA SHE IS SO ESPASTIC

by Lemoncloud May 30, 2022

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex

Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane

by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025

Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.

Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up

by S0me Dude April 9, 2023

Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023