by Mohammed Baconballs September 27, 2006
While you're doing a wench from behind you take a swig if rum, then shove the bottle in her ass as you yell "Savvy!?"
Dude : I Jack Sparrowed my bitch last night.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
Dude #2 : Yeah? How'd that go?
Dude : She wasn't savvy... so I robocopped her her and left.
by lolololololololololwtf February 23, 2008
When visable bottom sickness has the appearance of a flock of sparrows landing. Similar to Squidgy Pyapps but liberated.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 03, 2004
A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.
by Captain Jack Sparrow Himself February 09, 2008
Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
by Pannoman2000 September 07, 2006
The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
"But why is the rum gone?!"
All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!
by Scarlet Sparrow September 03, 2006
Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006