Sparkle Squad

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.

I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.

by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

sparkle fatty

Clubber boy or (more often) girl. Sluttish attire combined with obnoxious and/or drunken behavior.

"I hate this bar; it's full of sparkle fatties."

by Daniel February 2, 2004

Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 20, 2011

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012