WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Spanky

Spanky is a word between sped and punk, it is used to describe a person that is a spanky

“Bro, michael is such a spanky”

by Charlie Heffernan March 8, 2021

cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.

Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!

by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023

Spanky

Pussy pounds his step sister on the low

Damn she likes Spanky's
big juicy step bro cock

by Goofy ah nate germich June 7, 2022