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Pussy slurpy

Pussy slurpy Soaking your girlfriends underwear and workout pants in milk after a working out Then squeeze it out
I drank a pussy slurpy from my girlfiend today
by Opendoor1 August 29, 2022
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Turkey Slurpy

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022
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The 'Slurpy'

The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini
by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022
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Slurpy

guys slurpy is being a bitch again
by Sl3rp December 14, 2021
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Slurpy slobber

Performing an intense blowjob on a guy.
More than anything, Barry was known for his ability to slurpy slobber on other guys.
by James sweet love March 20, 2022
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Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.
"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"
by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024
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Turkey slurpy

The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.

Can be played with any amount of people
Person 1: "Dude lets play Turkey Slurpy!"
Person 2: "Alright let me get the turkey slices"
by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025
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