sloan

sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.

guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot

by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023

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luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.

Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.

by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019

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Sloane Reilly

Someone who can't get over this person

Sloane Reilly get over this kid now or else I will slap you in the face.

by geena46 November 21, 2020

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Sloaning

A cool person who is just a vibe, always being chill.

Sloaning: The man, the myth, the legend

by Reece puffs December 21, 2022

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Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

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