Japanese Skydive

During a sexual endeavor, the male stands on the top of a dresser in the room and jumps with an erect penis into the womans vajayjay. This requires extreme precision and endurance so use caution

Things were starting to get boring and then he hit me with a japanese skydive....couldnt walk for weeks

by Knux7335 December 13, 2009

skyline.

technically goes under the cateogory of "school" this is because it's a lot shorter than saying..."playground for wealthy, self destructing adolescents"

person 1: what school you going to?
person 2. skyline.
person 1. wow, that place is a joke.
person 2. yeah, rich kids just run wild.

by midmorningdeviant October 16, 2008

skuding

when two people participate in the noble act of skyping in the nude

Bill: Whats wrong with your microwave?

Matt: Nothing, Grigs and Elise are just skuding in the room and I don't wanna be a cock-block.

Paddy: That's my boy, always skuding.

by vonscha January 21, 2011

Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to attract guys with her lower back/bottom. Originates from a misinterpretation of a thumbnail on Reddit: the thumbnail was showing the Minneapolis Skyline inside a photocamera lens. One person thought it was a girl's lower back tattoo.

> Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis skyline
- She's smoking hot!

by MS Reddit September 5, 2013

Skyping

1. (n) the act of having sex using Skype

This term allows today's youth to explain modern methods of long distance sex to clueless old people.

D: You might get lucky and she'll have phone sex with you.
C: We got webcams now old timer. I'll be Skyping with her later tonight.

by Locker420 January 23, 2011

Design the Skyline

An experimental who-knows-what-core band from Corpus Christi, Texas. Signed to Victory Records. One of the most hated bands of all time, commonly referred to as "Unsign the Skyline", hated in conjunction with The Bunny The Bear, who got them signed to the label. They have dimple piercings, and tattoos of pikachu and megaman. Musically brilliant in many ways, but their talent is hid by their self deprecation and introvertedness. Their music is generally too abstract for the common listener, containing long interludes of Behold...the Arctopus-like sweeping and blast beats mixed with random noise. They are EXTREMELY loyal to their fanbase, but many people pretend to be fans merely to troll them. These people are quickly eliminated by the true fans

Troll fan: You guys suck! Go kill yourselves. Your music sounds like a cat and a scene kid being thrown into a fan! My two-year-old makes better music when he tortures his dog with a steak knife! Unsign the Skyline, you're a disgrace to music! It's bands like you that ruined Victory Records, taking fans away from amazing bands like Jungle Rot and Sister Sin!

Diehard fan: Get out of here! Obvious troll is obvious. You're such a failure at trolling you should go hang yourself from a bridge.

Music snob: Hey troll, where did you pick up your taste in music? Did you notice how many times they changed time signatures in that song? And do you even have a clue what scale they were playing in? Design the Skyline reminds me of Thelonious Monk mixed with Spastic Ink and pig squeals. Go get a taste in music you ignorant commoner.

Girl: Matt Ryan ur so hot!! id do anything for u!

Matt Ryan: </3. Forever alone :'(

by Phishstrangler75 April 12, 2012

polish skydiver

A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks

That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!

by TedTurd August 29, 2008