Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.

Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon

by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023

Sharon

Verb. To incinerate with guiltless abandon.

Idgaf about my in-laws traditions, so I'll Sharon that pumpkin pie until they bring out the wine, it's Marie Callendar's fault anyway.

by badcook December 4, 2021

REI Sharon

An older middle aged woman with the name Sharon. She often wears lots of REI items, especially while hiking and other outdoor activities. She often has a cheery attitude and switches to being a bitch at the drop of a hat.

"WOW! Your mom is SUCH an REI Sharon!"

by The Child Of REI Sharon May 4, 2018

Sharon

The woman you wished you knew
The lady you think of every day
Heart breakingly beautiful

Does she realise how sorted and together she really is? I hope so.
Her style , her wit , her empathy.
If I could know one person in this world it would be you Sharon.
I hope happiness and love find you always.

Sharon should be listened to and understood. If you don't then more fool you.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours April 11, 2025

Sharon

Sharon is the most amazing woman I have ever met, I could not imagine a more inspiring woman ever

Sharon is the best

by BigBoyBen96 August 2, 2025

Sharon

A term used to describe someone who places blame for their own inability to follow simple directions.

Similar to a Karen

Thanks Marie Callender’s you ruined Thanksgiving dessert! Sharon

by ShannaRae December 1, 2021

Sharon

Dustin

Look It’s Sharon

by Hehehnajaja January 1, 2021