sheep shaggin

Favourite passtime for Ballymena men.

Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.

Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.

Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey

by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

Fo Shiggita

fo sure or another way of sayin fo shizzle

Wana go to the market fucker ? Fo shiggita

by B Cod May 13, 2005

Shagget

A guy with long dirty hair.

Look At That Guys Shagget

by Jessicaxox October 20, 2008

shaggin

shaggin as in to be shagged!

i was out saggin last night. or she was a great shag.

by Paul December 21, 2003

shagging

To go out with you friends and turn up

I'm going out shagging tonight

by 3MMM May 8, 2016

TJ Shagging Disease

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles

Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease

by mattyj123 January 11, 2012

Shiggity

(N.) Dumb ass s***

Hey, cool. Shiggity Swha!

by G-Union May 22, 2003