Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.

Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.

by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019

Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva May 26, 2018

chicken select

a person you are deeply in love with. if someone calls you their chicken select keep them forever.

Your my chicken select

by iminlovewithpostmalone April 27, 2020

Selective Sexing

It’s like being a hoe but classier.

Lisa isn’t a slut she’s just selective sexing!

by Beankins August 20, 2020

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021