Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Seen Land Whale by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012

Big Seen

when your crush seen zones your text

He's not looking so well.either he's sick or got the big seen today

Big Seen by misterdox October 26, 2018

haven't seen you in a larry 

Urban colloquial form of the phrase 'Haven't seen you in a while' with the lexeme 'Larry' serving as a unknown unit of time.

Kohy mate... Haven't seen you in a larry. Where've you been?

haven't seen you in a larry by Congklak September 21, 2017

sex seen 

When you accidentally observe two people having sex that you really didn't want to.

I walked in on my grandparents doing it last night; that is definitely a sex seen I could've done without!

sex seen by maximthemagnificent March 7, 2014

The likes of which we have never seen

The biggest cliche the world has ever known. Mostly used when crippled by a limited vocabulary. Can pertain to Nuclear war with North Korea, flooding, record breaking Hurricanes that aren't caused by climate change (obviously), inauguration crowds (probably) etc.

Yo' moms: "Have you heard the Don on the news today, addressing the hurricane victims in the trailer park in Naples Florida?"

Me: "Of course. He just made "The likes of which we have never seen" the biggest cliche ever. A cliche, the likes of which we have never seen."

The likes of which we have never seen by Kre8ivity September 14, 2017

oh seen 

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

oh seen by Gaz March 2, 2004

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

I seen it! by Dave February 5, 2005