scary ass

A descriptive phrase describing something so frightening it sends chills not only down your spine, but up your ass too.

There were some scary ass clowns in the circus just now...they scared the crap out of several children...literally.

Get that scary ass dog of yours away from me! It looks like it is gonna bite anytime and give me diseases!

by Vladolski July 31, 2010

Scary Good

So impressive and dominant that fear is struck into the hearts of all who oppose.

1. Zdeno Chara

2. The Boston Bruins are scary good

by BigZ33 January 8, 2012

Scary Uncle

A rather unique method of masturbation for males, whereas the male sits on his dominant hand until the blood flow decreases to the point that the hand has "fallen asleep", then using it to masturbate. Said to give much truer feeling of having another person pleasure oneself, instead of the older method of simply turning one's hand around to masturbate, which doesn't really work anyway. Or, so I've heard.

"Dude, don't touch that guys hand. He's all the time t'rowin' the Scary Uncle on his'self."

by Tío Espantoso November 10, 2005

scary bush

an untamed and overgrown female pubic area

"So I heard you got with Tara last night"
"Yeah man, but there was no way i was going to go down on her, she had a scary bush"

by denw May 3, 2008

Scary choon

A beat that will make you quiver and gurn after the drop. Can only be played after 11pm at the duttiest rave.

“Play that scary choon from the other day”
“No it’s too early”

by John-GangLyfe-Adams April 25, 2019

scary larry

The name for what you call scary people.

Wow! Cooper is such a scary larry!

by hmumads August 4, 2016

scary chicken

a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.

Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.

by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022