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Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe
1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!
by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016
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salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018
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Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
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salsa besos

When your significant other eats 3 or more servings of chips and salsa during the appetizer. What follows the rest of the night and into the early hours of the morning are known as salsa beso
Let me get another one of those salsa besos
by Papajoshio February 28, 2021
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Salsa Dancing

A dance that involves serious hip flexibility if you wish for it to become a passion/dream. This will probably be simple if you have genes from countries like South America, Cuba, spain etc. then this will probably be a walk in the park
SO SHOW OFF 😁
Damn! I have to go to my salsa dancing lesson! Madam is going to kill me if I haven’t nailed that turn!
by ashheeeeegoldfish January 11, 2022
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Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
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Sink Salsa

dank pureed tomatoes, onions, and peppers left in the garbage disposal from last nights dinner.
guy number1:

"hey man! want some chips to go with this sink salsa???"

guy number2: "heeeeeck naa"
by WeirdlyLizzie June 30, 2011
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