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Ruben

A little bicth that has no lives and has a little dick so fucks a boy and suck alot of dick and is not a pipe and love Gabriel
Ruben is weak
by Gabrielthe1st April 20, 2017
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Ruben

small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly ass gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P
a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white
by dick head May 4, 2004
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ruben

a pp head no brainer slaPPhead that eats butts for breakfast btw he eats pp pp
by dankerdankest January 15, 2020
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ruben

A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup
I want ruben to fuck me hard and I'll cum in his nose makes it come out of his eye fucking fatty
by Cocksucker40000 January 21, 2016
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Ruben

Some pedo bear spanish dude who stole naginis property and thinks. THINKS. he's a baws but he can't be bosser than this "short sarcastic midget". He likes to show off his BB guns and doesnt know how to work skype properly since he didnt know how to add someone to a converation even though theres a BIG + sign at the top that obviously adds people. But all in all he's a great guy and a trusting friend, and he's someone you can go to when your down and is there to help you through whatever ur going thru, so thank you hoe.
Rubens a baws.
But.
But.
Ziannie is bawsser. <3
by Some midget January 1, 2012
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Ruben

He is just a sexy ass Mexican who has food
Wow that guy Ruben is a sexy ass Mexican who has food.
by Casss2428 April 7, 2019
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Ruben

A chink. Thinks he is the alpha and mr cool. O sorry Mr ‘I know karate’. Has a peng looking younger sister. Broke up with a girl and on the same day this girl fucked a Indian guy. Pretty deep. Don’t forget he kissed Tiffany as well, A very bad decision in my opinion
Ruben, you got cheated on by an Indian.
by Pakis r us March 29, 2020
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