Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 17, 2018

Cherry Ripe

The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)

It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you give Kevin a cherry ripe?" Which she did, it was hilarious!

by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016

ripe

so lovely - “And I’m ripe”

“Bro ur too young sorry”
“And im ripe”

by M1l0077 June 15, 2021

ripe

to be used like cool, sweet, or fresh.
it literally means what cool means and is used the same way.

1: Yo did you see Jenna last night.
2: Yeah.. she looked ripe, and the party was pretty ripe too.

by coolest kid on the block! June 26, 2015

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021