Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022

ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today
this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

ripe

dope

ur mom is so ripe

by paulsripecelery November 25, 2018

Ripe

so lovely

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe

by facts only. June 15, 2021

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

ripe

to be used like cool, sweet, or fresh.
it literally means what cool means and is used the same way.

1: Yo did you see Jenna last night.
2: Yeah.. she looked ripe, and the party was pretty ripe too.

by coolest kid on the block! June 26, 2015

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020