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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.
The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.
by sisibubbles February 27, 2022
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.
Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.
by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025
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Retired Baddie

A retired baddie is a slang term describing a person (often a woman) who has transitioned out of a lifestyle phase characterized by intense socializing, dating, nightlife, and embodying the "baddie" persona. They have now embraced a quieter, more stable, and often domestic life.
I can't go out tonight, I'm staying in to bake bread with my partner. I'm in my retired baddie era and I love it here
by Mdsv August 9, 2025
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retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.
After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.
by Emotional Cruiser November 23, 2025
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