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Retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.
After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.
by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025
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Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly
My your retirement baby is looking healthy.
by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018
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retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.
I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.
by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022
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trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"
by goodmanxD April 30, 2021
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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