A barfday reset is any event when you throw up, vomit, barf, puke, etc. You've expelled your stomach contents, you now have a new barfday.
I was hoping to celebrate my barfday next Thursday, but last night I had the grossest barfday reset ever. Chowder, EVERYWHERE.
My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.
My 5yr old son just reset his barfday this morning, I'm going to have to work from home today.
by j0nthegreat August 6, 2024
Get the Barfday reset mug.When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.
P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"
"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"
"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."
by ZXS February 7, 2021
Get the Reset Dick mug.by Shæt April 27, 2024
Get the the great reset mug.When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
Get the Crotch Reset mug.The prostate gland on a man. When he cums he will pee immediately after thinking he is still cuming.
by Amschel September 6, 2025
Get the Reset Button mug.The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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